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The World of the Internet:

It is vital we learn how to deal with the five most annoying people on the Internet. While the Internet is massive in size, it has given millions of people a new found freedom. People who are able to express themselves in ways they would never be able to do if they were standing face to face with each other.

Miniwatts Marketing Group reports in the 2nd quarter of 2008, there were 1.5 billion users
Google searches 1 trillion unique URLs
Over 5 billion pages are added and 5 billion pages spidered by Search Engines daily According to Netcraft.com there were over 178 millions websites online, in August 2008·
760 million websites were lost in the month of August alone.

Warning:

In spite of the size of the Internet, we find ourselves inundated with five irritating kind of people, who are hell bent on wasting our time. (And this completely is not counting the monstrous breed known as ‘Spammers’.) We had a couple stay at our place, Seachange Lodge Resort, in the tropical island nation of Vanuatu, in the South Pacific. They were quite clean looking, older teenage guys. Over a six week period, they managed to get our address blacklisted and closed down for a time. It was only when they were spiked and suddenly jumped on the next plane out of Vanuatu, we learned what they had been up to. We even ended up having a police car patrolling our place, looking for the offenders.

But we’re side-tracked off the subject. Let’s get back to beating the most irritating creatures on the Web:

Cretin:

The Cretin doesn’t appear to have anything of value to say. The Cretin mostly uses foul language to make a comment. It would also seem that the Cretin is barely able to get out of bed in the mentality department and likes to relate everything to sex. (Not that there’s anything wrong with sex). It is easy to identify The Cretin, so you can hastily beat the Cretin with the dreaded ‘Click Away’.

Lunatic:

The Lunatic is also relatively easy to identify and appears innocent enough. Occasionally you feel sorry for the Lunatic, as he/she doesn’t seem to know the rules. The Lunatic appears to have no use for logic. (Logic however is often boring.). Whenever the Lunatic speaks it confirms the lunacy. From time to time, however, the Lunatic has a blaze of inspiration, which some call being eccentric. The eccentric can even have a whacky idea which works. After all that’s how we have the light bulb. Eddison was in the eccentric class and many of his friends wrote him off. You quickly learn to skim read the Lunatic’s writing, as you look for that rare piece of brilliant insight. It could be the one thing that sets your website apart from the crowd.

Moron:

Now the Moron isn’t quite so easy to identify, as the Moron mixes into the crowd and seems to think like everyone else. The Moron often appears to say the correct thing, but you ultimately discover there is a faulty logic behind the words. Sometimes you get trapped in the Moron’s illogical way of thinking. If what the Moron is saying doesn’t fit in with your logic, ignore it. That is provided you know what your goals are.

Fool:

The Fool never seems to be on the same page as everyone else, constantly putting his/her foot in the mouth. The Fool has a problem keeping focused and is readily bamboozled. The Fool never has an original or creative thought and is an expert at wasting time particularly when he/she is out to sell you a product which has little value. You can find the Fool useful if you are only looking for a laugh. The Fool, like the Cretin, is easy to spot and a laugh a day can help to keep you sane.

Dummy:

The dummy is also easily confused and swiftly gets lost in Cyber Space, with the hard-to-get-a-handle-on language, which Internet gurus love to make use of. The dummy needs everything described in simple and easy to follow instructions, with no Steps Left Out! Internet experts (squirts under pressure) have little tolerance for the so called, lesser intelligent Dummy. While we may feel brazed off with the Dummies, don’t thump them to death. Their questions often pinpoint something you still need to learn. No matter how far you journey in Cyber Space, there is always another spot where you will be the Dummy.

Then there is You:

You are a blend of all of the above and can be any one of the Annoying Five at any point in time. You even act and sound just the same as them. You have your own obstructions you need to get past, but there is only one pathway to the Summit of Success in Cyber Space. It is paved with Discipline, Patience and Perseverance. There will always be others ahead of you and others behind you. Move quickly around those five annoying people and keep your eyes on your goals and ambitions.

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